My Hobbies

So I was talking to my wife this week about the excessive amount of sexual congress that we engage in to it on month to month basis, I mean, we are not AJ and Kristine but we do alright, or so I thought, but that's neither here or there. As I set in bed contemplating my life, the trials of work, the challenges of a male-female relationship and the joys of raising a family, I couldn't help thinking about a lonely quarter laying on the floor, it had a picture of one of our states, so it hit me,
"why can't I collect the state quarters like the old people do? the more I thought about it, the more I got excited about it, I mean, I don't have many hobbies, after Airsoft, Snowboarding, Computer games, Wii Games, Motorcycle Riding, Guns, Shoe Collecting, Credit Card Debt, Dead Fly Collection and AJ's hand me downs, that's about it; So ladies and gentleman's and AJ, is with pleasure that I announce my new hobby, COLLECTING STATE quarters! Now, your probably thinking that I'm crazy, and this is a waste of time, and that I will probably use the quarters on the vending machine to feed my coke addiction, but, people please, have some faith in me, I know I have my ups and downs with the can, but I can make it, I promise, plus I can quit anytime I want to, I don't have a problem ok!
So, I'm up to 32 States now, if you would like help, IM me and ax me which one I have, I will trade quarters with you.
So, as I venture off on this new chapter of my life, I can't help but wonder what's next? travel the world like Davos? Collect unemployment checks like AJ? Sex Marathons like Chad and Katie? Luxury cars like Andrea and Kwuing? Calories Counts like KKK? (Krazy Kalories Kristine) Collect cats like Mom? Ohh the world is at my feet!!!!

P.S. I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for yelling at her the other night, baby I love you, and I will learn to channel my anger better. But remember, "The lord whips those that he loves" I'm not saying I'm going to whip you, I'm was just saying, that I love you, even when I'm frustrated with you, like that time you wanted me to pose naked so you could expose my beautiful body to the Internet, not that I don't think I have a hot body, you saw that time that Kristine came over and I was half naked, and she kept giving the look, I know I know, totally inappropriate, since she's your sister and all, and I suspect that whole "hate brown people" thing is a front, I think deep inside she has a thing for the three shades down meat, I mean, come on, look her, she's tan, she tries really hard to be like us, I wonder if she forces AJ to tan too, so he can look hot like Jose and the other gardeners that come to the house.....uhmm...I wonder.

DOHH!!!


After a few months of hiatus, I have decided to come out of hybernation and start blog again, and boy, I lot happen in past few months eesshhh!

Here is a quick summary:

Katie is Prego, 3 down, 9 to go.
Chad killed a little defenseless deer on mad dash to get to Idaho.
Spencer is 3, or so they claim.
Some very compromising pictures surfaced on the internet of Amy Peeclock, Deahana, and Anjela. Google it.
Kristy pass her "test" and she's keeping her promise of not dumping AJ when she becomes the trainer of the stars, she still working on her book "El Gato Loco" The Rise an Fall of the brown people in Utah by Kristy McGuire.
Cindy is off to "College" if you consider SUU a college.
Jill has become a famous dancer.
The Lanes have cut down their hang out time with us by 75%, I still don't know why, I think has something to do with the Crosses.
Davos bought a couple of bikes..ohh is good to be rich.
Kuen is vacationing for 7th time this year.
Scott wants' two more kids.
Jimmy is putting sprinklers on his yard, but has refused myself and Juan's help, which is very strange.
AJ gained 17 Lbs, I could be wrong on that, cause the Radio adds a few.
Mom turn back the clock and look 27 years younger.
E-rate hasn't pay yet.
I have lost more hair.
Ang is getting ready to be Prego with Andrews little brother.
Andrew has gotten cuter.
Hailee has gotten cuter.
There is a meteor heading to earth, it supposed to hit Window Rock, AZ by Nov of 2008, they estimate that 92% of the Navajo Nation will be destroyed, and tribal government have advised local officials to pay Onsat.


So, there, I had to start my blog somewhere.

So, start linking me up, or I will creepy in your back yard and steal your lawn mower.

Franco.

*El Gato Loco is register mark of the CABPA, Coalition for the Advancement of Brown People in America.