Unless you have been living under a rock, Trailer Park, or Kwing’s secluded luxury state, you must know by now that Davos, work with Satellite Technologies. Now, it's not Direct TV or Dish Network Katie, as you thought, please put the down the Baby-R-US catalog and pay attention.
Here is some facts and fictions about Davos and what he does that you probably didn't know.
Davos is nine and three quarters Navajo = Fiction.
Family history will quickly prove that there is no correlation between his great-great-great grand uncle half brother's nephew and a Navajo medicine woman named Katie Thomas Begay.
Davos is Black from the waist down = Fact
Taking in consideration his high percentage impregnating rate and the 11 kids that the government knows about it, Davos has proven once and for all that you can't keep the white men down.
Davos had gastric bypass surgery = Fiction
According to government sealed records, there is no such account of any procedure such as this being ever perform on him. He did however acquire a MAC recently, I know, I know, it has nothing to do with the price of crack on the west side, but it’s my blog, so I can cameo in whatever I want. Such bold move caused quite of bit of uproar among the people that know him. Sadly, it has been sitting on his office collecting dust since he got it.
Davos likes to spend money =Fiction
The Hokey table, the motorcycles, the 3 big screens TVs, the private resort pad, the new truck, AJ penile enlargement surgery, Franco's Bail money, Mom’s new Ferrari, Kristy's cultural sensitivity classes, The European vacations, Evans Bossley hair transplant, The 7 Cats, Cindy's College Tuition, Importation of Coke bottles from Mexico, just to name a few, these are in fact just basic necessities and not impulse purchases as some critics made out to be.
Davos is in Fact Brazilian = Fiction
As most of you know, Davos, is like a father to Franco, but there is really no DNA evidence that Davos was in Brazil around the time Franco was conceived. And even though my mother talks about a great white man going around her village trying to sell satellite services to local Brazilian Lamanites, there no evidence that such man was Davos. Plus it would be sort of morbid if Anjela was my bio sister, yuck, although Chad told me that such congress is perfectly normal in Idaho.
Davos loves AJ more than any of his son-in -laws =Fiction
AJ made it perfectly clear that his relationship with Davos has been a rocky one , it dates back to day when AJ was famous at the Air waves and Davos called in to request a song by Three 6 Mafia, "it's hard out here for a pimp" which AJ bluntly refuse to play, granting the fact that he was DJing at a country station. Since that, things have been very difficult for the two of them. There are rumors that Davos have been training the cats to pee on AJ clothes to force him out, such rumors are untrue.
Well, there is so much more about our beloved Davos, but for now, that's all I'm going to expose. I love Davos, he has done more for me than any other person that have crossed my life path.
I cherish his love and support for me and my fam. Thanks Davos for being the wonderful human being that you are.
Your Son According to the law.
P.S. I want to give special thanks to triple K, for helping me with my weight management. I know how hard was for you to put your prejudice aside and help a brown person, and for that I will be eternally grateful.
3 comments:
thanks for the insight. I thought dad was a biker. I had no idea he did anything with satelites.
Do they actually invite you to family gatherings? Or are they scared to expose their life to the RED EYE BLOG?
My SON Franoc, you must be my son because you are so crazy like me.
Of course you have to update this and tell Katie that we now do work with EchoStar/Dish Networks!
Of course AJ finally moved out and we really miss him. Especially the cat because he has nothing to pee on anymore. I am paying Jill $1000 to take Fluffy to live with AJ when she goes.
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